TYPES OF SLAP

There are 6 major types of slaps,
they are:
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.
This is common with guys from there gal friends

2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head singing skelewu.
this when u steal meat for your mama pot

3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget
instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like “what did I do?" “Who slap me?

This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na.

This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.

This slap is from elder brothers.

6) RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply "
Mark, you slap me?."
There is no doubt that in our lives' experiences we have received one or more of these slaps, lol!

Which one have you ever received?