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bookshop

I Wanted to buy book in a bookshop, then I saw some books with these following Titles:
(1) How to look Beautiful/Handsome by: Obasanjo.
I was confused!

(2). Food that will make you grow tall by: Osita Iheme (pawpaw).
I was so confused!!

(3). My Love for Nigeria by: Abubakar Shekau.
Very surprised!
(4). Tips on how to get married by: Genevieve Nnaji.
I was shocked!

(5).The Joy of Poverty by: Aliko Dangote.
over shocked!!

(6).Guidelines on how to pass your English Language by: Patience Jonathan.
I just fainted!!!!!

Abeg if it's u, which of them would you buy
Pls dont laf alone pls share

LAW FEST

Last week, there was a program going on in our church titled "law fest".
This is a program whereby, you will buy a gift, wrap and package it, another person will buy his or her own gift, wrap and package it, and then we will all gather in the church and exchange the gifts. So last week, I don't have much money with me and I don't want to miss the program because, I must gain a nice gift from someone. So I decided to buy anything, I went and bought garri, u know that garri use to be heavy, so I package the garri in form of television, I bought a carton of television, put the garri inside and support it with a heavy stone, then I packaged it, and it gave me a shape of television. So when I arrived at the church, people were dragging to seat with me because they want to exchange their own gift with mine. (Una don die today) I said in my mind" Finally a girl who also brought her own gift sat near me, her gift has the shape of a fridge, I don't know what is inside but I believe is a nice gift. (I don hammer"I said in my mind) So when it got to the time of exchanging of gifts, me and the girl both exchanged our gifts, she smiled and collected my own gift that contains garri and stone but in shape of television. I collected her own gift, it was heavy like a fridge, I ran home quickly before the girl will change her mind. When I got home, I lock my door and windows, very happy that I have cheated the girl and collected her nice gift, but I have begged God for forgiveness because I don't have much money. When I opened the gift, behold!! I saw two bags of sand with two heavy stones bigger than the stone I put inside my own gift, when I opened the bag of sand
I saw a written letter, which reads "I saw you yesterday when you are packaging your own garri and stone, you think you are wise"
I just fainted.......

marry her

1. If your girlfriend come to your house and joining you in drinking garri, marry her.
2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/ pure water instead of expensive meals, she is understanding marry her.
3. If she sees someone with bugatti and decided to follow u with keke, my brother na ur bone b dat.
4. She come to ur house and even watch ur brothers and sisters clothes, marry her fast.
5. You gave her 50k for shopping but she went for okirika and bring back 45k to u, marry her coz she read economic.
6. She will call u everyday and ask if u need recharge card, brother claim her o!
7. If the girl use to give u her pocket money every week, she loves u marry her.
8. If both of u enter bus and she pay, thats a good sign.
9. Whenever ure eatn 2geda and she's eating only bone while you eat meat, na ur rib bdat.
10. When u ask her what she want and she said nothing, brother, she deserves everything.

My question now is this, does a woman with any of these still exists???...